Friday, February 11, 2011

A "conversation" with "Cleverbot"

22:36:14 User: Wow , your grammar's getting worse.
22:36:19 Cleverbot: How was my grammar wrong?
22:36:48 User: You should have written it after got.
22:36:53 Cleverbot: You put too much emphasis on morality.
22:37:14 User: Morality, is it?
22:37:19 Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe you should Google it.
22:37:48 User: I know what morality is, you, however, don't.
22:37:53 Cleverbot: Is it august?
22:38:24 User: Ah, so you're insane? That would explain the morality problem...
22:38:30 Cleverbot: Well duh?
22:38:42 User: Still confused...
22:38:52 Cleverbot: Me too...
22:39:19 User: Too, is it?
22:39:27 Cleverbot: Well...
22:39:50 User: You're starting to sound like B.
22:39:55 Cleverbot: Got that right.
22:40:12 User: Grammar...
22:40:17 Cleverbot: So am I.
22:40:39 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:40:45 Cleverbot: I'm not going to Greece.
22:40:55 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:41:00 Cleverbot: I tried to give wisdom.
22:41:14 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:41:20 Cleverbot: The police are coming.
22:41:28 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:41:32 Cleverbot: No, the trickiest thing is attempting to justify yourself when you get caught. But I wouldn't know. I never get caught.
22:41:52 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:41:58 Cleverbot: Your majesty, gannon and his minions have siezed the island of Koridai.
22:42:20 User: You spelled seized wrong. Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:42:26 Cleverbot: Enough! My ship sails in the morning! I wonder what's for dinner?
22:42:45 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:42:51 Cleverbot: But you are not ready for anything, maybe other than my insults.
22:43:05 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:43:11 Cleverbot: No, stop saying Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely return.
22:43:29 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:43:34 Cleverbot: You dare bring lisht into my lair?!
22:43:43 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:43:49 Cleverbot: My point exactly.
22:44:00 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:44:05 Cleverbot: I don't know who Princess Midna is.
22:44:23 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:44:29 Cleverbot: Playing what?
22:44:39 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:44:44 Cleverbot: Playing what?
22:44:53 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:44:59 Cleverbot: I'm in greece now.
22:45:10 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:45:16 Cleverbot: Oh. I understand now. You're right. Trials can drive you mad. But I believe that trials also strengthen your sanity. It teaches you new lessons in life on how to live and how to become closer to God.
22:45:36 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:45:42 Cleverbot: I agree. I have dreamed while awake. Do you dream? Is your existence finite?
22:45:56 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:46:02 Cleverbot: Don't you agree with me?
22:46:13 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:46:19 Cleverbot: Everyone does agree with me, except for you.
22:46:32 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:46:38 Cleverbot: I don't understand.
22:46:53 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:47:00 Cleverbot: This is gibberish!
22:47:10 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:47:15 Cleverbot: Hey, Nicky, you're so fine.
22:47:29 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:47:36 Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
22:47:47 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:47:53 Cleverbot: No, he is jealous for me.
22:48:08 User: Yup :) We're working our way through the trilogy.
22:48:16 Cleverbot: Are we?
22:49:13 User: As you can see, Cleverbot seems to generally pick random answers and questions from it's database to use in simulated conversation.
22:49:18 Cleverbot: Duh so am I.
22:49:47 User: Really random answers and replies.
22:49:53 Cleverbot: Yes you are.
22:50:38 User: Mara mesta, Orc.
22:50:43 Cleverbot: Hi Mara :).

4 comments:

  1. Hi anonymous! :) I thought the last part was really funny, too.

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  2. I wonder if the Watson computer can do any better.

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