(A random story-writing project amongst my siblings and myself, changes in font indicate a change of writer)
Once upon a Time there was a pea and a popcorn.
The pea and the popcorn lived in a part of the house that was never swept. one day the popcorn was carried off by a very large rat, MWAlfha!fha! HA! screeched the Rat in a muffled voice, "you shall e olishis wif some polswee (parsley)!" spattering the popcorn with spit, 'help' is what the popcorn would have said but being a popcorn it could not talk so it said nothing.
The rat prepared the popcorn like a professional cool, adding the parsley at the very end. He sighed contentedly as he observed the finished dish. It smelled delicious; the rat was indeed very proud as he plopped himself down on a chair in front of the table.
He was just about to take a slobbery, satisfied bite out of the popcorn when suddenly, a large green pea came flying through the rat's window and knocked the helpless popcorn from the rat's dirty claws. The pea rolled to a stop right in front of his front door and exploded kubagubllshhh... see RAts NeVer win in the end neither do Peas or PoPcorns so don't Be a Pea or a PoPcorn... Be a LightLy SaLted herring those always win.
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